



he is bisexual. he is a pretty porcelain with impossible blue eyes. he is a carbon copy of his dead ancestor that was burned on the stake. he is a mama’s boy. his sister thinks he is the devil. he is a horse girl. he has gorgeous french accent. he is the biggest fan of mardi gras. he has demeanor of a stage actor, and never misses opera. he throws amateur concerts at home. at fifteen, he shot his homophobic uncle after being accused of “crimes against nature”. he makes targaryen customs look normal. he showers his kids with countless gifts. he had a breakdown during his baby daughter’s funeral. he is out of the closet in 1910s new orleans. he likes to infuriate the “polite” society with his antics. he is a capitalist of the worst kind. he is always smiling to hide his horrible temper. he sets his opponents on fire with his mind. he makes things in the room dance to prove the point. sometimes he treats his demonic familiar like a barbie and makes him play dress up. he is not just a mayfair witch, but the mayfair witch, and we would like to see him on tv @/amc
aragorn i understand ur projecting onto beren and luthien and worrying about the love of ur life sacrificing her immortality for you but like, someone asking you about the story of luthien and all you say is “she died” is the most reductive shit ever. this woman broke into satan’s house, called him a bitch to his face, stole his most valuable objects, and ran off to marry her malewife. show some respect.

Forgot to post this one yesterday but this shit was so funny to me like, what is his deal here. Does Lasher not count Katherine because she was weak, even tho she called on him occasionally? Does Julien not count because he’s a man, even if Julien used Lasher’s power very early on and Lasher literally fucked him his entire life? Does Lasher simply doesn’t know how to count? Would love to hear his thought process on this one, if there’s any
Me reading this chapter about Julien when this hits me in the face

Should have guessed about Stella and Antha, but still

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