laurelhach:

whoweargoldintheirhair:

frenchfrycoolguy:

what about like. a vampire who is just this weird immortal relative. like maybe at one point they were a parent, and were turned into a vampire, and in stead of like abandoning their family out of guilt or fear, they stuck around through generations and generations in their family and its been hundreds of years and they still stick around and have this huge extended family of people who love them, that weird distant relative who like nobody is sure how they’re related but they are

like a child in their family is born and the mom is like, this is your weird relative who is nocturnal, and the vampire gets to hold the baby and is in all the family photos and everyone is like ‘yeah this is fine, my grandpa knew them so’

Yes yes yes I have thought about this a LOT and I am so glad I’m not the only one

#just a floating baby#vamps arent photogenic#so it would just be all these normal family pictures and the baby would just be floating#there would be a person-sized gap right there in the middle where uncle vampy would be sitting

uncle vampy