see i wanted to make a joke about kira’s taste in boyfriends being so bland that she eventually winds up with an amorphous pile of goo that wears nothing but beige but the problem is that said amorphous pile of goo was the most interesting romantic partner she had by far

like bareil had a couple of moments in between being a piece of white bread covered in oatmeal but shakaar could have been replaced with a cardboard cutout for 99% of his screentime and i would not have noticed. say what you will about odo/kira becoming canon but for prophets’ sake at least there was chemistry