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langernameohnebedeutung:

I can’t wait for ghost-Odin to return and tell Thor and Loki: “I forgot you have another secret sibling I never told you about. His name is Balder.”

Thor: “Oh no will he kill us all, how powerful is he what are his weaknesses will he try to take over the 9 Realms, what is his evil plan?”

Odin: “Naah, he just moved out when he was like 154 or so after I made Hela my Executioner. Left a note saying: “shit is getting weird around here.” Heimdall says he’s been raising sheep on a lonely asteroid for the last few millennia. Protect him from mistletoe which is one weakness, Loki why are you writing that down? Have fun kids and do anything I would do.”

tagged as: dygdasgyds;  poor balder man;  odin;  loki;  thor;  balder;  mcu;  ish;  

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