the style of a woman, the kiss of a man — Student #1: Do you have your tickets to Twilight...

the style of a woman, the kiss of a man

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Student #1 Do you have your tickets to Twilight yet?

Me *dying whale noise*

Student #2 She doesn't like Twilight.

Student #1 What?! You don't like Twilight? We're not friends anymore.

Student #2 She thinks they're too pretty.

Me The only way a vampire should sparkle is if they're glistening from being covered in the blood of their enemies.

Source: inkandcayenne

pretty much how many girls stopped to talk with me because I said that I fucking hate Twilight that I read fifteen pages and wanted to throw up that in half hour of the movie I have to stopped because I had a fit of giggles and that is true

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