crooowleys:

I asked for a rubber duck and made the Archangel Michael miracle me a towel.

bonus:

tio-trile:

I’ve yet to watch the Young Pope but I saw those screenshots and my hands slipped

jimothycrowley:

Aziraphale & Crowley + asking each other out for lunch

pirategf:

_{There was definitely something very weird about them, she decided. 
Aziraphale bowed again. “So glad to have been of assistance,” he said. 
“Thank you,” said Anathema, icily. 
“Can we get on?” said Crowley. “Goodnight, miss. Get in, angel.“ 
Ah. Well, that explained it. She had been perfectly safe after all.}

kiwimidnight:

                                                      We’re on our own side.

assiraphales:

crowley, seeing anathema & newt holding hands: so, how long you lot been together

anathema: oh we just met today

crowley, thinking about how he’s been flirting w aziraphale for 6000 yrs and the angel can barely acknowledge that they’re friends: right

but-the-kid-is-not-my-son:

hi hello this is breaking my heart !!

kiwimidnight:

Look at the state of this coat. I’ve kept this in tip-top condition for over 180 years now. I’ll never get this stain out.
You could miracle it away.
Yes, but… well, I would always know the stain was there. Underneath, I mean.

deadlightcircus:

Aziraphale gazing adoringly and longingly at his demon husband through the ages.