Come on, I’ll buy you lunch and try and kiss you.

If you’d stop thinking this was a genuine retail transaction and realise it’s simply a tragic excuse to get a date with you, things would be so much easier! Oh, well, it’s out in the open now. Come on, I’ll buy you lunch and try and kiss you.

nalle:

Oh, God. You think I’m a dick, don’t you?
No.

butalorsyouarefrench:

Banana ☆ Amy
If that light goes on, I’ll kiss her

nalle:

First tooth out, first nativity play, first sports day, first pet dying, first exam, first broken heart, first day at uni… all of them. This is just the first time I’ve let you help me as your daughter. Jill and Amy’s parents just… disowned them, stopped talking to them, pretending they’re dead. And you lot… I can’t fucking get rid of you, can I? I mean it. You’re wonderful. Speaking of firsts… first sex tape, and you’ve all been very supportive.

Mario Banana (an Andy Warhol movie)