thishush:

BRIAN: Don’t think that you’ve won. That it’s over. Because the minute you do that, you’re dead.
JUSTIN: Not as long as I’ve got you to protect me.

qaforever:

Emmett: Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing?!
Ben: Yes, you’re seeing it - the most historic reunification since Germany.
Emmett: What happened to the fiddler?
Michael: He fell off the roof.

have-some-balls:

Justin: Hey… Whats up?

Brian: It’s funny you should ask. (Looks down)

Justin: Whoa!

Brian: Is that a thing of beauty?

Justin: Joy for everyone

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Justin: So, that happy time tea actually worked?

Brian: Unlikely.

Justin: Whence the woody?

Brian: Let’s just say that God gave me a second chance. I don’t wanna blow it, but, you feel free to.