“He wants to see you.”

“Well, I don’t want to see him.”

oh god you guys, oh my god, REALLY YOU GUYS I AM SO GLAD I STARTED READING ALL THESE STAR TREK BOOKS OH NOOOOO

angryqueershakespeare:

I’m reading Star Trek: Myriad Universes - Echoes and Refractions

and I swear to god I’m not making this up, I’m 100% serious

the DS9 story (A Gutted World) opens with Garak convincing Damar that his collection of illicit engineering materials is solely to make a super kinky sex toy under the radar for his “friend”

and Damar asks Garak to show him the materials and prove it, and Garak lays all the parts out, and Damar is like, yeah, I think that’s a sex toy, Garak you’re so fucking weird and Garak’s just like lol yeah I know, it’s great!

I COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP IF I TRIED

LOOK AT THIS SHIT I ACTUALLY SCANNED IT FOR YOU

FOR REAL I WASN’T KIDDING THIS HAPPENED

19cam85:

Star Trek: Deep Space 9

ATC cards
2012

neyala:

Citizens of Cardassia, hear me! The Dominion told you that the Rebellion has been crushed. What you have seen here today proves that that is yet another lie. Our fight for freedom continues, but it will take place here, in the streets.

startrekds9:

"Our adversaries don't view their soldiers as expendable. 
They're not bred in hatcheries like the Jem'Hadar."

startrekds9:

"You want her dead too, Damar. I know you do. But you're the leader 
of the rebellion and don't want to kill someone wearing a Starfleet 
uniform. Let me do it for you."

startrekds9:

"Kira Nerys has certain skills she's willing to teach us.
Skills we need if we're going to defeat the Dominion."