



Come on, I’ll buy you lunch and try and kiss you.
If you’d stop thinking this was a genuine retail transaction and realise it’s simply a tragic excuse to get a date with you, things would be so much easier! Oh, well, it’s out in the open now. Come on, I’ll buy you lunch and try and kiss you.
I told him, I said to him, “Wait… cos I’m going to come back!” I was always going to come back! All he had to do was wait, and it’s not fair!
But he was too g o o d, wasn’t he? He was so good, he put up with me all that time! And I’m never going to find anyone like him again… and I told him to wait!

Denise Black as Hazel Tyler: Queer as Folk 1999-2000, Cucumber 2015
Check out an interview with Russell T Davis here where he discusses Hazel’s appearance in Cucumber.