




- Oh, right, he doesn’t fancy you, so he’s gay.
- No… although, that’s also a fact.Anjli Mohindra as Ronnie Chandra
Maybe, just maybe, Lance took that image from his last night on Earth, and in dying, tidied it up. He corrected it. Made it prettier, and deeper, and he even included foreshadowing. Either his mind replaced the old woman with a woman from one of his favourite TV shows, or, if you want QAF to be in the same canon as Cucumber, then he replaced the old woman with someone he used to see from afar on Canal Street, a really funny woman who he wishes he’d known.
Maybe that’s true. But equally, maybe it is Hazel. Maybe this death is so awful and so important that the barriers between worlds come down, and the barriers between stories. Lance’s death is so huge that a character from another fiction can step into his story to give him a warning about the next page. I really believe that too. Honestly, I believe that equally. (x)
First tooth out, first nativity play, first sports day, first pet dying, first exam, first broken heart, first day at uni… all of them. This is just the first time I’ve let you help me as your daughter. Jill and Amy’s parents just… disowned them, stopped talking to them, pretending they’re dead. And you lot… I can’t fucking get rid of you, can I? I mean it. You’re wonderful. Speaking of firsts… first sex tape, and you’ve all been very supportive.