alecmydarling:

It’s not to be used for masturbation without my express permission, and that permission you do not have, Mr Best.

nalle:

When you said that thing about if I died, I suddenly just thought, you know, “Oh, God, what if that actually happened and, you know, what if someone went round and double-checked it was me by mentioning the tattoo,” and, you know, she’d think it wasn’t my body when actually it was, and she’d be relieved for a bit but then, you know, it would be me, so it would be worse. Actually, it would almost… It would be a double tragedy, and I wouldn’t even be there to apologise because I’d be dead. So I just thought I should, um, ring [my mum] and tell her.

smaugon:

I love you. 

No one’s ever said that to me before.

gracescardinal:

One small step for man, one giant step for a commitment phobic woman.

nalle:

I’m telling you now, right down deep in my heart, I do not care.