silvertons:

This is your third career. You stopped being a surgeon for personal reasons. You stopped being a sober companion because something better came along. It just seemed a prudent time to ask whether your wanderlust had subsided.

elementarymydearworld:

[Sherlock] Over the course of the 80 years of his derring-do, the Midnight Ranger has died 5 times. It occurred to me that our Ranger might have been killed by an obsessed fan attempting to recreate a particular death.

[Joan] And?

[Sherlock] Unfortunately, the deaths in the comics involve being sent back in time, buried deep underground, made microscopic, impersonated by an alien, and…

reservoir-of-blood:

Did you give me this just to be horrible? 

silvertons:

We never talked about my mother, did we?

I’m not his girlfriend. And I didn’t realize you two knew each other.