



“You know, a honeypot,” the Doctor said.
“No, I don’t know,” he said. “The translator is not giving me any context for your slang.“
"Aah—well… when Bond seduces Solitaire, he’s a honeypot. He’s luring her into betraying her loyalties with, ah, romance.”
“Oh,” said Garak. “We call them ravens.“
AU of DS9 episode “Cardassians” where Garak and Bashir adopt all the Cardassian orphans; the rest of the series is a sitcom where Garak is the indulgent parent and Bashir is the constantly frustrated parent and DS9 is overrun by bratty, well-dressed Cardassian kids

So I read Letters From The Northern Continent the other day *_*
also I have no idea how Cardassian furniture is supposed to look like but judging by their buildings and stations they seem to like… pointy edges? Cardassia’s obviously not the place to visit if you’re like me and have a tendency of bumping into corners aioejtaoeoaieja