



More pizza au fell out while I was stuck on hold with horrible muzak in my ear, and I figured if I had to suffer, everyone should suffer with me. Mostly Miles.
So here is some more Deep Dish Nine Garak/Bashir, I’d say something like PG-13 for heavy suggestions of indiscreet behavior. 650~ words.
Very heavily inspired by the art of ladyyatexel.
I liked my first Human!Garak better, but he’ll do~
Julian will be written up and something like ‘illicit encounters are not to take place in closets, bathrooms, stock rooms, under counters or anywhere on the premises,
why do I even need to tell you this, people.’will have to be added to the employee guidelines.
In case you needed to see these larger. I asked about humans, because Garak. So now he’s a slightly skeevier than his Cardassian equivalent dude in a watermelon suit, I guess.
Based on what I am steadfastly calling Deep Dish Nine, which spawned sort of horrifically out of nowhere in this now steadily recurring post.
Things I did not need to do today: make art based on pizza AU
I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER and my roommates keep giving me concerned looks.
(Now I’m picturing Sisko lecturing Kira about not hitting customers with anything, yes Kira I do mean ANYTHING, that includes kitchenware. And mugs.)