



AU of DS9 episode “Cardassians” where Garak and Bashir adopt all the Cardassian orphans; the rest of the series is a sitcom where Garak is the indulgent parent and Bashir is the constantly frustrated parent and DS9 is overrun by bratty, well-dressed Cardassian kids

So I read Letters From The Northern Continent the other day *_*
also I have no idea how Cardassian furniture is supposed to look like but judging by their buildings and stations they seem to like… pointy edges? Cardassia’s obviously not the place to visit if you’re like me and have a tendency of bumping into corners aioejtaoeoaieja
“How’s the spice pudding? ls that all you have to say for yourself? How can you pretend the last ten days never happened?”
“l am, for one, Doctor, perfectly satisfied with the way things turned out and l see no need to dwell on what was doubtlessly a difficult time for the both of us.”
The Wire: an episode where Garak takes his dissatisfaction out on poor meddling Julian.

More genderbent DS9. Bashir is still an adorable ditz, and Garak is still a pansexual creeper.
This is amazing.