



Garak: I must tell you I’m disappointed hearing you mouthing the usual platitudes of peace and friendship regarding an implacable foe like the Romulans. But, I live in hope that one day you’ll come to see this universe for what it truly is, rather than what you’d wish it to be.
Bashir: Well, I shall endeavour to become more cynical with each passing day, look gift horses squarely in the mouth and find clouds in every silver lining.
Garak: If only you meant it.
Bashir: I’ll be giving a talk on Dominion biogenic weapons, chairing a seminar on Ketracel white, and attending a meeting on a proposal to transfer twenty five Federation hospital ships over to Romulan control.
Garak: How dull.
Bashir: Sorry to disappoint you. Admiral Ross and his staff will be discussing the exciting military issues.
Garak: I see. I trust that Starfleet Intelligence will be sending someone along to make good use of this opportunity.
Bashir: What do you mean?
Garak: Isn’t it obvious? This is a golden opportunity to gather intelligence on Romulan intentions and military capabilities.
Bashir: They’re our allies, Garak. And with any luck, this could be the beginning of a entirely new friendship between our peoples.
Garak: The eternal optimist.
Bashir: Guilty as charged.
Garak: How sad.
Answering that ask earlier has got me thinking and now I’ve remembered something.
Sid and Andy also wrote a play together called ‘The Dream Box’ that they performed at conventions. I did a lot of searching once in an attempt to learn more about it, but I couldn’t find out…
How sad.

Because every fandom needs a yaoi parody cover.
I’m not sure if ‘sorry’ is the right word for what I am feeling about this.
Thank to the people who popped up during the livestream of this disaster!