andrethotterer:

Good Omens (TV) + book quotes

mewwitch:

two-nipples-maybe-more:

aziraphalesbian:

aziraphalesbian:

some time ago i read good omens and thought “great book, but what if crowley were gay, a great writer, and somewhat sexually involved with aziraphale?” and, me being me, i wrote a poem on this concept entitled “What If An Angel And A Demon Fell In Love? Wouldn’t That Be Nifty?” and today it won me a hundred fucking dollars in a poetry contest. so take that neil gaiman

Oh lover, you’re a triumph, an undone calamity
As flagrantly forbidden as the fruit up Eden’s tree
I’m coiled like a caliphate; your hand crawls up my thigh
The only of the seven sins you never can deny

You’ll never say you love me, though; you can’t admit you care
You won’t admit you love me like the drowning love the air
You claim that I am nothing but the pride before the fall
And maybe I have fallen, but I love you, after all

For I’m a devil; I can raise, then raze, than radiate
I am a devil; I bleed black as ichor soaked in hate
I am a devil; I deal in the secret side of pain
Renunciation of salvation, dreamers down the drain.

And you’re an angel; you protect and guard all wondrous things
You are an angel; you can rest the wide world on your wings
You are an angel; you give the ineffable a voice
You’re absolutes and absolution; I’m the thrill of choice.

Oh, lover, you are swords and crowns, crucifictitious tears,
You’re covenants and convents and ecclesiastic years,
Evangelist, avenger, Jonah in the wailing wall
Pour plagues into the populace and kill the first sons, all

You want to say you love me like all demons love despair
I want to say I love you like all angels love their prayer
Oh lover, I’ll prostrate myself and never cut my hair,
Oh lover, I have loved you since before the stars were there

You are an angel; you can lead the righteous in attack
I am a devil; I can lead the wretched fighting back,
I live to love you; it cleaves like a comet ’cross my soul
You incarnation of creation I cannot control
Though I cannot he holy, when I’m with you, I am whole.

dailygoodomens:

_{The only things in the flat Crowley devotes any personal attention to are the houseplants.
He had heard about talking to plants in the early ‘70s, and thought it an excellent idea.
Although “talking” is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley does.}

yamisnuffles:

Chocolates delivered. Temptation accomplished.

don’t mind me just losing my fucking mind at this moment from the ep 6 commentary

areyougonnabe:

Neil: I remember you told me that David turned to you and said “How bad is it? What am I meant to be feeling when the Bentley blows?” What did you say to him?

Douglas: I said, “It’s like Doctor Who, watching the TARDIS blow up,” and I think that got the right emotion out of him. Don’t know why.

Neil: It really does.

10yrsyart:

Dolphins and Ducks AU

Part 3: i think AJ has been the most difficult to write, simply because i don’t draw him much outside of this AU. but i hope he seems ok UvUb 

thankyou for your continued patience!

Tip Jar: Kofi / Paypal :)

10yrsyart:

Dolphins and Ducks AU

Part 2: the other pair has arrived! :D they take a more confusing route, but they got there in the end hahah. 

i appreciate your continued patience while i work on the future parts!

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10yrsyart:

Dolphins and Ducks AU

Part 1: and God said “I know you like this hand I’ve dealt you, but what if it were to get all shuffled around? Hahah just kidding, but what if-”

i’m going to be switching back and forth between the pairs, so we’re jumping to the other boys in Part 2 ‘v’b hope you guys enjoy it!

alecharrdy:

I don’t read books.