searchingforspock:
apparently spock has a big dick
thanks for the heads up
strokingbooks:
wizardroryweasley:
HEIGHT DIFFERENCE
My mum started laughing when this scene showed and I had to go back because I missed the whole conversation they were having
dimbosama:
spicyshimmy:
LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL KLINGON UNIT. these are their stories
In the Klingon justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups; General Chang who arrests and prosecutes, and a bunch of guys who bang pointy sticks.
These, god help us all, are their stories. (x)
foreign-body:
jfoifgmdfh im reading the wikipedia article for the man who fell to earth and it’s talking about the various obstacles that came up while filming and one of them is “Bowie was sidelined for a few days after drinking bad milk” omg
vardaesque:
jengrayson:
This is always going to be my favorite gif.
Dude, what are you doing?
Are you just moving your arms because you heard the captain coming and wanted to look busy?
You do realize there’s a circuit not FIVE FEET AWAY, right? Could’ve tinkered with that.
Instead, you’re all, NOOOPE, BETTER TIGHTEN UP THIS WALL OR MAP OR WHATEVER IT IS. VERY IMPORTANT, CAPTAIN.
Good job, son. Starfleet just isn’t what it used to be.
you sir are boldy going absolutely fuckin nowhere
demagogol:
bmouse:
So my dashboard is equally divided between people having DS9 feelings and people mocking “50 Shades of Grey” I blame them fully for the fact that 1AM rolled around and I started thinking…Who is the person most likely to write a cringeworthy fake!BDSM ‘erotic’ novel where a powerful misunderstood man gets his issues fixed through the magical healing power of a totally unrealistic relationship?
And then I realized that if “Fifty Shades” existed in the DS9 verse it would probably be written by Gul Dukat.
oh……………. my god………………….. “My inner female-personification-of-the-Cardassian-military-industrial-complex DEMANDS that I serve this man. It is not for me to worry about the possibility of neck ridge infection; it is for me to benefit the state.”
