



*** 5x09 … debbie levels with brian ***
debbie: i don’t like the way you’ve been treating michael.
brian: butt the fuck out.
debbie:you’ve been on his case ever since he and ben bought that house together.
brian: he didn’t just buy a house, he bought the slicer, the dicer, the ginsu knives, the abs roller, the juicer, the top 100 hits of the ’60s, not available in any store. in short every lie, every con, every color, shape, and size of bullshit the straight world has to offer.
debbie:he fell in love. he got married. he had a family. you know, everything he’s ever wanted since he was a kid. a normal home.