katiebishop:

- This isn’t funny!

- It is from this angle

- You know what’s even funnier? This doesn’t work.

filedunderaaron:

It’s beautiful!

iardacil:

DS9: Second Skin

(Kira would make rather nice Cardassian)

iardacil:

DS9: Civil Defense

[Dukat has offered to shut down the self-destruct program in return for allowing the Cardassians to establish a permanent garrison on DS9]
Kira: I will destroy this station before I ever give it back to the Cardassians.
Gul Dukat: Yes… I’m sure you would. But… would you allow 2000 people aboard this station to die simply because you don’t like… us?

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Garak: It’s not going to work you know
Gul Dukat: What are you babbling on about now?
Garak: I’m talking about Major Kira
Kira: What about her?
Garak: She’s much too busy trying to save this station to be impressed with your incessant posturing
Gul Dukat: [looking embarrassed] Garak!
Garak: And even if she weren’t, she has much better tastes than to be attracted to you. You, a married man
Gul Dukat: I should have executed you years ago
Garak: Oh you tried, remember?

spockvarietyhour:

Dukat and Kira - Indiscretion

dziwaczka:

(sisko was totally in on it). also bonus healthnut!winn

quick somethings, i just wanted to contribute to deep dish nine before it’s too late!!

doseki:

DS9 ep “Civil Defense,” summarized.

ladyyatexel:

I liked my first Human!Garak better, but he’ll do~

Julian will be written up and something like ‘illicit encounters are not to take place in closets, bathrooms, stock rooms, under counters or anywhere on the premises, why do I even need to tell you this, people.’ will have to be added to the employee guidelines.