7 years ago with 162945 notesReblog / via 
Dumbledore: Ah, yes, I see Harry Potter's eleventh birthday is coming up. Since his relatives are Muggles, should we do the customary house visit a week before his birthday?
Minerva: No, Albus, I think I'm just going to fuck that Vernon Dursley up with 500000000 owl letters. *puts on shades and ollies out*
Dumbledore: I'm so glad I hired that woman.
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9 years ago with 57937 notesReblog / via 


McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.

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10 years ago with 129270 notesReblog / via 

A moment for Minerva's sarcasm:

Minerva McGonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans
Minerva McGonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
Minerva McGonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
Minerva McGonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?
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11 years ago with 19201 notesReblog / via 

parrtykiller:

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