




-Dude, I didn’t know you hung out with Lal!
-Yeah, we get ice cream after PT. Lal’s pretty cool, even if she does eat sherbert out of a cone like some sort of heathen.
I will take your depressing DD9 headcanons about Lal and make them happy goddAMNIT DEEP DISH NINE IS A HAPPY PLACE
guess who still won’t watch It’s Only A Paper Moon
because i am a baby who can’t handle it

letstalkabouttrek said: Sisko yelling at someone for doing something stupid/against the rules.
Remember that one time Nog temporarily sold Sisko’s desk

Annoymous asked for DD9 Vorta headcanons and I went a little overboard, but in my defence i’ve been thinking about this since that episode with weyoun six and odo

Let the rain pitter patter
But it really doesn’t matter
If the skies are gray.
Long as I can be with you, it’s a lovely day.
theres a fluff scale that exists and it runs inversely proportional to the mood scale, so when im really really sad it goes to full-on cheesy romantic cliches in alternate universes where theres pizza

-“This is very…kind of you, Nerys.”
-“It’s the least I could do for my favorite policeman. Besides, its my break, and where else am i going to hear about the weird crap that people pull around here?”
tbh i kinda feel like shit right now and its raining outside, so here’s a crappy drawing of dd9 odo and kira in the rain

PUNK!LORE because this has stuck in my head all day
lore would absolutely have biomechanical tattoos don’t lie to me

Ah, Judith Beheading Holofernes! A very Cardassian story for Terrans, a loyal citizen performing a somewhat distasteful act for the greater good of the State! Of course, Terrans have such a bloody history, usually by perpetrated by men, but this is one of the few depictions of women performing such things. An interesting choice of Valentine de Boulogne to paint Judith in a stance similar to cutting up a loaf of bread, when, of course, the neck isn’t quite so easily severed. Note her facial expression, practically impassive. Her maid, on the other hand, is much more grotesque, which is the most defining aspect of this piece as Terran and not Cardassian, as similar figures appear in Caravaggio’s works of the time, and contemporary Cardassian painters were much closer to Terran Romanticism at this time. The handling of light is very delicate, something that makes this painting much closer to Cardassian aesthetics in general. Now over here-
lemonsweetie wanted DD9 Garak mentoring Ziyal on Cardassian aesthetics and I’ve been thinking a lot this story and im feeling really nerdy about art history so it culminated in this! MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS PAINTING/STORY
I DREW MORE ABOUT ZIYAL AND JAKE IN DEEP DISH NINE AND IM NEVER LETTING THIS AU OR THIS SHIP GO YOU CAN PRY THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS