xchelspaige:

Why are you doing this? To show everyone what a hero you are? That despite insurmountable odds, the…great Kinney can cross the finish line with one arm tied behind his back? There’s no need to, you’ve already proved yourself. You’ve raised $100,000 for the hospice. What more do you need to do? It’s not about the money. Then what’s it about? Killing yourself? Did you ever see that story on TV about those women… that had cancer? So what do they do? They go to this boot camp… where they have to climb over walls and crawl through the mud, and swing over these bottomless pits while this former Luftwaffe drill sergeant terrorizes them. […] Then one of them comes out of this swamp that’s full of fucking crocodiles or sharks or something. And she’s laughing. Laughing. And she says…

xchelspaige:

Brian, um, I’m kind of in a spot.

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mccallmalias:

Brian & Justin + Babylon 2/?

xchelspaige:

Linsday says if I want another baby, I should be carry it myself. Sounds fair to me. Even if I could–I never pictured myself the birthing babies type. All the fuss and the muss… Well it’s definitely not for controls freaks or the faint of heart. That let’s me out. You see, my life works best when it’s going according to plan. My plan, and as for pain, pain is definitely not on my to do list. So you’d rather leave the dirty work to her. No, that’s not it. Well, what is it, then?

mccallmalias:

Brian & Justin + Babylon 1/?

xchelspaige:

The board accepts your apology, Mr. Taylor […] However, given the gravity of the situation, we feel some sort of disciplinary action is required. We therefore expect you to write a letter of, um, apology to Mr. Gardner Vance, expression your… regret for any embarrassment you may have caused him or his firm. Furthermore, you will apologize to police chief Stockwell. No. Did you say something?

ohkinney:

my heart just completely melted