



“Face it, Q,” Picard told him. “You’ve been hanging around humans too much. Your system has not been able to build up proper immunities to us, and we’re becoming contagious. You’re coming down with a terminal case of humanity.”
“Picard,” said Q, with a bit of the old arrogance. “Get some hair. Your brain has caught cold.”
And with a burst of light and sound, he vanished.
“Good riddance,” rumbled Worf.
“Oh, I don’t know,” said Picard slowly. “I hate to admit it… but I’m starting to get used to him.”
“Captain, you’re joking!” Riker said in horror.
Picard turned towards him. “Oh, of course I am, Number One.” But he wasn’t entirely sure that he was.
Q-in-law (TNG novel) by Peter David
starfleet protocol for when q appears on your ship is to call the enterprise and tell picard to come collect his man
Now, you’re sure you have no regrets or feelings of guilt about your former life? I can’t have you whining and complaining through time.
i’m admittedly enthralled with the idea of the universe’s most mediocre god being just, casually obsessed with a balding ship captain. the comedy of that. i’m dead
“we’re gonna make this Being just absolutely in love with picard and we’re hardly going to bring it up. this is a good decision” and it was
Q’s like “what is this? just some middle aged guy? damn. that’s preddy cool tho….👀” like sir you have God Powers
I absolutely LOVE one sided Qcard. Local man can’t get away from a god who’s entire mission in life is to woo him.
I don’t usually read Star Trek comics, but I’ve spent a good chunk of tonight reading The Q Conflict. It’s a big crossover comic between TOS, TNG, DS9 and . The official summary is this:
When a dispute between godlike beings threatens the galaxy, it will take all of Starfleet’s best captains to stop them. James T. Kirk, Jean-Luc Picard, Kathryn Janeway, and Benjamin Sisko must go head-to-head in a competition rigged by the arrogant Q and his nigh-omnipotent cohorts.
I, of course, read this hoping for some Qcard moments. There ain’t many lmao but some comments below the cut (spoilers for the whole thing, as well as a few images)