spockolesbian:

I really like the idea of Q accidentally calling Picard mon cheri instead of mon capitaine on accident once. And he panics and teleports away while Picard is freaking out like “He did mean to say mon capitaine, right? …Right!?”

And then after that he just starts calling PIcard french terms of endearment on purpose because it frustrates him. This leads to exchanges like this:

Q: You are being very difficult, mon petit chou-fleur.

PIcard: Please stop that.

Data: Query: Was that intended as an insult? He compared the captain to a cauliflower.

Picard: Please do not answer that, counselor.

myshortsaretootight:

do-you-have-a-flag:

Someone who’s never seen Star Trek: explain this

bald man comes out to italian man

fruitbong:

i love picard and his a̓̅ͪ sͯ̈́̂͑̎ͥ͗̂ t̅̅̈́̈́̎ͧ̚ rͦ a͑̍̐ l̔ͭ͋  hͮ̌̾̎͑̓ͮ̓ uͧͣͥ͒͋̅ s̈́̉ͩ́͗ bͨ̓͂̇̓ aͬ̅ n͊̉ͩ͌̑ d̎̃̂ͤ̐͆̄

ratkingrat:

queuecard

commissions

sleepysnowfinch:

enterprisetraveltips:

the worst starfleet regulation

q-card:

reapersun:

Support me on Patreon => Reapersun on Patreon

I’m trying a lot of new stuff for Patreon and I drew this Qcard (PiQard?Qptain?) because this is the only thing I ship in TNG tbh

Actually I’m lying, I also ship Riker/Riker and Wesley/sweaters

Swesley

Originally posted by boldlygiffing

tag yourself i’m deanna swooning in the background

powerbottomdalecooper:

now THIS is the Q content I like to see!!!!

fuckyeahtng:

In all the universe, you’re the closest thing I have to a friend, Jean-Luc.