




this is a commission for @aprilsparkle for the @coinelot auction a few months back! as i still haven’t watched qaf, it was quite challenging (and i had to ask more educated friends to judge if it makes any sense), so don’t ask me for any backstory, just assume brian is happy okay
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Linsday says if I want another baby, I should be carry it myself. Sounds fair to me. Even if I could–I never pictured myself the birthing babies type. All the fuss and the muss… Well it’s definitely not for controls freaks or the faint of heart. That let’s me out. You see, my life works best when it’s going according to plan. My plan, and as for pain, pain is definitely not on my to do list. So you’d rather leave the dirty work to her. No, that’s not it. Well, what is it, then?
The board accepts your apology, Mr. Taylor […] However, given the gravity of the situation, we feel some sort of disciplinary action is required. We therefore expect you to write a letter of, um, apology to Mr. Gardner Vance, expression your… regret for any embarrassment you may have caused him or his firm. Furthermore, you will apologize to police chief Stockwell. No. Did you say something?