



Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Interviewer: Bromance?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…
FuCK JUDE LAW WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK
Interviewer: No homo haha
Jude Law: FULL HOMO
You mustn’t be so sensitive, Watson. The service you’re providing is quite valuable. For a brief stretch in London, I talked only to a phrenology bust I kept in my study. I named him Angus. Wasn’t the same. I realized that when it came to listeners, I preferred animate to inanimate. Was quite a breakthrough, really. Angus. I’m glad I made it to the animate category.
So as for what to expect, the doctor is loathe to make any promises. Things could get worse before they get better. He’s putting together a regimen to aid in my recovery, but, uh, whether that recovery takes weeks, or months, or, uh, if I’ll even get better at all…