fabula-unica:

Of all the wild impossibilities of sci-fi, surely the most egregious was this week’s episode of Star Trek Discovery, when a 50-something man was attracted to a woman his own age. 

gumballgladiator:

when you deny your adopted daughter access to the vulcan science expedition in favor of your son but your son ends up saying a huge “fuck you” to the vulcan high council and runs of to join star fleet instead 

irredescents:

ep 6 of disco is just

michael: hey dad lets talk about our feelings

sarek: no offence but i would literally rather die

cassisandor:

what i lack in athletic ability, i more than make up for in intelligence and personality.

thebfoot:

I have watched no Star Trek Discovery but the most important takeaways from it, according to my dash, seem to be:

• Sarek is Bad At Parenting 
• Star Trek…..with good special effects? what?????
• Everyone would die for Michael
• mushroom man
• the shape of Doug Jones’ backside was an essential production decision
• LET STAR TREK SAY FU- oh wait they actually said it
• everyone would die and kill and maim for Tilly

You’re right. It’s been harder on me than I let on. I lied about everything, and I need help.

aurel1us:

Y'all can try to stop me

idana5s:

Don’t take my ship away from me. She’s all I got. Please.