



“Doctor, unless you want me to knock you into the middle of the next millennium, you’d better back off.”
He should be a computer programmer who designed a phone app of himself giving medical advice with a SIRI-like interface. So the little doctor talks back to the user. And everyone has this program on their phones.
“Well… I sometimes ask those kind of questions. Who am I? What am I doing here? What’s my purpose in life? Doesn’t everybody?”
So I may have illustrated raktajino-hot’s untitled j/7 dd9-verse coffeeshop au ficlet. Possibly. I cannot confirm or deny this fact.