diabolus-invictus:
That feel when you can’t draw so good, but you *really* want something to exist… (Because you know Daniel dragged Armand into a photo booth at some point in the 80s!)
yesgoldmund:
cheer up stupid teenage vamp
muirin007:
This whole series is like a Dr. Phil episode. (Credit to @aegiskitty for the idea. She is a gem.)
malisvaart:
Regret Nothing - Louis x Armand x Lestat ( fanart © malisvaart )
“If you and I and Louis don’t love one another after all we’ve been
through, well, then all our powers mean nothing, and our dreams mean
nothing, and so we have to love one another.”
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im gonna liveblog interview with a vampire so get ready kids
brad pitt talking in monotone is the single weirdest and funniest thing i have ever seen
i think im developing a thing for 80s/90s christian slater
“how can i put you at ease?” idk maybe you shouldn’t have told him you’re a vampire
six minutes in and there’s a montage with dramatic music and a deadpan monologue voice over provided by brad pitt i love this movie already
aaaaannnnnnnddd………….now they’re flying
they’re in mid air, tom cruise in a blond wig is drinking brad pitt’s blood, brad pitt made a sex noise when tom cruise detached himself from brad pitt’s neck, and then tom cruise dramatically dropped him into a river. i really do love this movie
as in all period dramas, there is a scene where a rich person in lacy nightclothes lies coughing and gravely ill in their massive bed in a huge mansion. even when the period dramas have vampires, there’s always this scene
question: how many times is tom cruise gonna attach himself to brad pitt’s neck in this film
also: how many more dramatic speeches is tom cruise gonna have, and how many more sex noises is brad pitt gonna make
this movie is so dramatic i can’t
do you mean to tell me that these two guys can just sit in a public tavern and casually drink someone’s blood in the corner until they die and no-one notices??
tom cruise: [offers him rat blood]
brad pitt: [makes an “is this bitch for real?” face]
brad pitt:
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brad pitt: [drinks it anyway]
tom cruise: read her thoughts
brad pitt: [makes an “is this bitch for real?” face]
brad pitt:
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brad pitt: [tries it anyway]
brad pitt:
brad pitt: i can’t
the “NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” then the high pitched squeak/laugh i’m losing my shit
in other news, this immortal vampire is also a grape-throwing eight-year-old
HE’S DANCING WITH THE FUCKING CORPSE
claudia: where’s mama??
lestat: [brief “oh shit what do i tell her without seeming like a homicidal maniac” moment]
lestat:
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lestat: she’s in heaven
they’re parents. its official. lestat and louis are an old married couple, complete with daughter. i can’t believe i don’t even have to make this up
“you’re mine and louis’ daughter now” gay vampire dads i cannot fucking believe this
claudia: eww dad when did u eat rats
louis: long time ago, before u were born
louis, silently in his head: and it was bc of fucking lestat so don’t blame that shit on me
can’t believe claudia is having a teenage rage while louis is like OH NO BBY CALM DOWN and lestat is yelling NOT IN THE FUCKING HOUSE
the only thing not making this a scene from a domestic family comedy/drama is the dead body
there’s door-slamming and everything amazing
claudia: oh btw they’re dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lestat:
lestat:
claudia: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lestat:
lestat: fuck
lestat: LOUIS
yeah thats right armand take louis to your weird underground vampire sex dungeon
DID THAT VAMPIRE GUY SERIOUSLY JUST MAKE A “what can u do” FACE AT LOUIS
YOU KILLED HIS ADOPTED DAUGHTER
AND YOU JUST MADE THE FACIAL EXPRESSION EQUIVALENT OF ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
and in rides armand to save his boyfriend (or, more like his crush. who he hopes will be his boyfriend)
lestat: ur still gorgeous babe
louis:
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louis: k
so lestat is like “you might have heard of me. im famous. kind of a big deal” right before he drinks someone’s blood then proceeds to complain to them about his ex-boyfriend. incredible
dindinwoart:
2017. Midnight. Somewhere down in the subway. Louis is having Vampireissues. Again. Lestat is just fabulous.
vitrifyinghearts:
I really want to respond that I can’t do that because I don’t want a Cease and Desist.
dagazspy:
Scene from “The Vampire Lestat” where he visited theatre once again but this time as a vampire. And met Nicolas de Lenfent.
*Sob* Everything about this character is rather depressively sad but yet so little words about his thoughts. I’ll never get through my grief about Nicolas. Why in the hell am I reading this book again? Why it ended up this bad for Nicolas? May be this time I’ll be able to find the real answer. (but I suspect life of Nicolas could be… less doomed if Lestat wasn’t both selfish and good-hearted)
