



You know what would be really funny… what if Will instead of quitting the FBI in season 3 just went back to teaching
email from Will Graham sent at 8:27am:
As you all know I am teaching the Advanced Forensic Psychology course this semester after a brief involuntary sabbatical. You all know what happened, don’t pretend you don’t. That said I would like to clear up some misconceptions:
— I did NOT kill all those people
— I did NOT have a romantic relationship with any serial killers, cannibals or otherwiseI will not be answering further questions on this topic.
Office hours are 2-4 Tuesday through Thursday, and 10-12 every other Saturday. I do bring my dogs on Saturdays, so please inform me in advance if you are allergic.
I will miss some parts of the semester as I’ve been subpoenaed for a trial that I can’t speak publicly about but everyone knows which one it is. My colleague Dr. Alana Bloom-Verger from Johns Hopkins will be covering for me. In the case she is not available, Dr. Heimlich will step in.
Read to page 200 of the textbook and bring a notebook and the syllabus to class.
See you,
Professor Graham

Inktober Day 12: “Dragon”
Y’all think Dolarhyde maybe just sorta laid there and gurgled for a while before actually dying?
Inked on paper, colored digitally.
John just said Phlox was bi… VINDICATION
Still howling about this. John really went up on that stage and yelled “I HAD HUSBANDS” the absolute madman
Audition Story
Nikki de Boer told the story of her audition for the part of Ezri at Northeast Trek Con yesterday, and it gets my vote for the funniest audition story I ever heard. I was crying.
She had arrived at the studio offices for her audition. She was already a little nervous; she says she’s often nervous for auditions. Then she sees this long, long leg with a killer high heel emerge from a car. Followed by another one. Boom, boom, high heels hitting the ground. They’re Jeri Ryan’s legs. She gets out of the car and stands up - in full Seven of Nine getup.
(The first two pics are Garrett and Nikki imitating Jeri’s long legs stepping out of the car, high heels hitting the pavement: boom, boom. The last one is Nikki imitating the visual impact of Jeri’s boobs - BOOM.)
Nikki said she immediately became a wreck. What am I doing here? That’s what they want, not me. I’m not the Trek type. Etc.
So they brought her upstairs to audition for Berman. She was so visibly anxious that someone offered her a bottle of water. She took a gulp as she walked into Berman’s office. It went down the wrong way, and she ended up spitting water all over him.
They sent her to the bathroom to get herself together, and she saw in the mirror that she was coughing so much her mascara ran. But she cleaned herself up, went back out, had her audition, and got the part.
She said she thought it might have actually helped her audition, because it kind of fit Ezri’s character. (Garrett said despite that, he doesn’t recommend spitting water on the executive producer at auditions.)
I love this simply because Nicole got to do what so many of us want to: spit in Berman’s face.