



The thing about Armand and Lestat is Lestat, world’s biggest slut Lestat, rejects Armand. This is because Lestat always has to be the craziest and most dramatic bitch in the room, and Armand is batshit insane. Like, imagine having enough red flags to scare off Lestat. Meanwhile Louis, conisour of only the craziest dick, spots him and starts drawing hearts in his notebook