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Do You Want To Solve A Murder? / Series 3 in Song (A Sherlock/Frozen parody)

So, I’ve been toying around with this idea for a long time. I wanted to write lyrics for Sherlock to sing to his best friend, John, and all I came up with was “Do you want to solve a murder?”. So, after long thinking, I wrote the lyrics yesterday.

And today I sang it. Hopefully you guys will like it!!

Lyrics and performance by Batched
Album art by Geothebio

LYRICS

John?

Do you want to solve a murder?
C’mon, let’s go and see
We never do this anymore
I am extremely bored
Just come along with me!

We used to do this often
And now we don’t
I wish you would tell me why!
Do you want to solve a murder?
It doesn’t have to be a murder…

(F-cough, Sherlock!)

Okay, bye…

Do you want to solve a murder?
Someone in here is gonna die
Okay, I know it is your wedding day
There simply is no way
That I would ever lie
(Except for that one time, sorry)
Who’d get murdered at a wedding?
We have to think it through
Our time is now running out!
(Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock)

John?

I never got the chance to say this…
Remember when I made my vow?
My death is nearing
Please forgive me, John
For all the hurt I caused
I let you down
My friend, I will be gone soon
And I’ll miss you so
These words that I’ve never said…

“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name.”