soft-galaxies:

brunt “i don’t like you but i made sure to outbid every single other person who could possibly want to buy your body, also i orchestrated this entire scheme to get you to give me your body, but it’s only b/c i want you dead and not b/c i want your body” fca

spockvarietyhour:

- A bunch of us just made (the Rules of Acquisition) up!
- Are you saying they don’t matter?
- Of course they matter, that’s why they’re a best seller!

Quark and a Rom-ified Grand Nagus Gint in “Body Parts”

plant-dad-sulu:

So I just watched Body Parts and I have a question? What happened with Garak? Did Quark ever tell him the deal was off or is he still lurking around trying to kill him? Is Garak going to spend the rest of his life trying to assassinate Quark because no one told him not to?

picoide:

They never resolved the “assassination” plot during ‘Body Parts’- did anyone else spend the rest of the goddamn show expecting Garak to surprise-murder Quark?  Because I’m a fool and I totally did. 

wongbal:

remember that time Quark thought he was dying but then he wasn’t but he had already sold his body on eBay so he hired Garak to kill him

You want me to kill you? Well, that’s different.

cannibalspock:

An excerpt from Garak’s inner monologue

“are you fucking kidding me even the ferengi know!!! i uSED TO BE IN THE OBSIDIAN FUCKING ORDER i was a sPY i kILLED PEOPLE!!! who told i bet it was julian…no no not julian i bet it was dukat that piece of shit unbelievable unbe fucking lievable im gonna kill him i stg”