So I started reading a DS9 Mirror Universe novel, and I had to check twice if I wasn’t reading a fanfiction instead, because the very first lines are:

“Flung naked from Martok’s bed, Kira struck the cold stone floor on her side and curled defensively in upon herself. Sweaty, bruised, and bloody from rough treatment, she fought to ignore the rank odor of the Klingon regent’s lust; the smell clung to her, an insult heaped upon her injuries. Martok chortled, smug and malicious. She reached for her rumpled mound of clothes.”