




Star Trek Into Darkness + Chain of Command
PAVEL CHEKOV YOU GET OUT OF THAT RED SHIRT THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN
I THINK THE ENTIRE FANDOM IS LEGITIMATELY CONCERNED FOR HIM AT THIS POINT

Kirk’s inner monologue: Hm, it would be a shame to put this shirt on when no one’s seen me half-naked yet today… I know, I’ll call the bridge! All right, make sure to suck in that gut first, Jimmy. That’s right.
Spock’s inner monologue: … Sigh.