blissymbolics:

blissymbolics:

Most shows with overpowered supernatural characters always try to come up with elaborate excuses to explain why the characters can’t just magic themselves out of every situation. Good Omens doesn’t really do that, but you don’t really question it because you completely buy that these morons are so unequivocally incompetent that they straight up forget that they have the powers of fucking demigods. They’re like high-level d&d characters who only use the same three moves and have completely forgotten about the 73 magic items sitting in their inventory. 

Crowley: I was totally planning on teleporting to this galaxy 4.3 light-years away but then you died and I was sad :(

Aziraphale: Oh I’m sorry. But listen, I need you to go to this village about an hour outside of London

Crowley: You Want me to GO WHere?? How the– how the FUuuck am I supposed to- I can’t Drive, it’s Rush Hour! You want me to WaLK?? In the Rain??! Please, be Realistic.

julielilac:

Crowley’s favourite thing is scare the shit out of someone. :’D

strudelcreep:

friends? we’re not friends!

junvii:

“Honey you’re familiar like my mirror years ago

Idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on it’s sword

Innocence died screaming, honey ask me I should know

I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door”

[From Eden//Hozier]

fuckyeahgoodomens:

And at least demons dance. Not what you’d call good dancing, though.

Bonus: epic bts of this scene

quellfalconer:

Crowley + being a dramatic bitch

Good Omens (2019)

aiwa-sensei:

Stupid Ineffable Plan…

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blytthe:

Good Omens // The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (1.06)

fuckyeahgoodomens:

Some of the subtle clues that Aziraphale and Crowley switched bodies

Bonus - not so subtle anymore, where ‘Crowley’ is sitting prim and proper and
‘Aziraphale’ kind of lying on the bench