



If Jonathan Harker was blogging this shit online, people would tell him to get his CO levels checked bc that sounds a lot like carbon monoxide poisoning
Coach ride through the Borgo pass
happy first day of dracula to all who celebrate
for anyone who’d like to sign up, here’s the link!
https://draculadaily.substack.com/about
the tl;dr is, since dracula is made up of in-universe journal entries, newspaper articles, letters, etc., it’s filled with dates. so dracula daily is sending out each chapter/segment according to the day it takes place in-story. the first was today, may 3rd, and it’ll go until november 2022. there won’t be an entry every day, and they’ll vary in length, all according to how the story goes. and if u see this post after may 3rd, it’s ok! u can still sign up and receive the entries via email as they come out for the rest of the stories, and go to their archive to read any u missed.
lucy: “i am in love with this man”
also lucy, literal five seconds later: writes some of the most homoerotic sentences i’ve ever read to mina
Johnathan Harker: Oh my God, I am a prisoner in this wretched castle! Nothing but prey for that bewildering Dracula fellow! There is no hope for me but to pray I arise no suspicion in Dracula so I may delay the inevitable.
Dracula, washing Johnathan’s dishes: This is going great. I’m gonna get a good grade in being human, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.