sketch villain: I always like to tell this story: I was fucking Christian Bale,...

sketchvillain:

I always like to tell this story: I was fucking Christian Bale, Batman, up the arse on a rooftop in King’s Cross and the crew was filming from another rooftop on the adjacent building. I hadn’t done gay penetrative sex, this was my first shot at it, so I’m standing behind Christian’s big naked back, going, “Wow, this is so… Peculiar.” So I start, you know, pumping away slowly and I start to go more like a bunny rabbit, then like a Jack Russell. And I put my head to the side of his head, away from the camera, and I say, “I’m sure I’d have come by now. I’m going to have a look,” and I glanced back and I saw the crew packing up and walking away! I think Todd [Haynes] had been so respectful of us that he hadn’t wanted to interrupt us by saying, “Cut”… Or we didn’t hear “Cut”. It was very funny. Christian’s never written to me… He never phones any more… It’s really upsetting.

Ewan McGregor on his experience in Velvet Goldmine (x)

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longwayseries:

Happy 42nd Birthday Ewan Mcgregor! 

harleyroux:

The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. || The curves of your lips rewrite history.

cptflnt-blog:

“It was guaranteed the treatment would fry the fairy clean out of him, but all it did was make him go bonkers whenever he heard an electric guitar.”

realmenmadeup:

Ewan McGregor & Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Velvet Goldmine (1998).