the style of a woman, the kiss of a man

One thing I always wanted to read in fic but never managed to find was a story where Garak meets Mirror!Garak and is simultaneously stunned and offended about how much of a incompetent dumbass Mirror!Garak is

tagged as: for real man i never found a serious or crack fic of this; and maybe garak would even be a little proud of himself because he at least is good in what he does; ds9; my DS9 posts;