oh god you guys, oh my god, REALLY YOU GUYS I AM SO GLAD I STARTED READING ALL THESE STAR TREK BOOKS OH NOOOOO

angryqueershakespeare:

I’m reading Star Trek: Myriad Universes - Echoes and Refractions

and I swear to god I’m not making this up, I’m 100% serious

the DS9 story (A Gutted World) opens with Garak convincing Damar that his collection of illicit engineering materials is solely to make a super kinky sex toy under the radar for his “friend”

and Damar asks Garak to show him the materials and prove it, and Garak lays all the parts out, and Damar is like, yeah, I think that’s a sex toy, Garak you’re so fucking weird and Garak’s just like lol yeah I know, it’s great!

I COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP IF I TRIED

LOOK AT THIS SHIT I ACTUALLY SCANNED IT FOR YOU

FOR REAL I WASN’T KIDDING THIS HAPPENED

atomic-mayonnaise:

Nighttime.

startrekds9:

"You'd like nothing more than to pry into my personal affairs. 
Well, I'm not interested in dissecting my childhood."

scootermoto:

elim garak.

ladyyatexel:

Happy New Year with the last ‘New Start’ pair, Deep Dish Nine Julian and Elim dealing with the cold in Andor~

feed-the-rot:

quick doodle of garak

maryklimova:

Garak: Of course, there’s always Major Kira. I’m being serious. I don’t think she likes me.

Odo: She doesn’t. But if she wanted you dead, you would be.

startrekds9:

I just have to finish what I started. After all, 
a verse about the Cardassian who panicked in the 
face of danger would ruin General Martok's song.

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