orchidsonthewindowsill:
Carl in 2011: NEVER SPEAK TO ME OF THE LIBERTINES AGAIN, WE ARE NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER
Carl in 2018: We bought a hotel by the sea, I’m going to classes to open us a pub, Peter’s bought a speedboat…
sad-trash-hobo:
I just found this on Instagram and I’m still laughing
jakeziyal:
its unusually high for someone your size
ravenamore:
frauenbrauengifs:
Picard using a vulcan move on a non vulcan in next generation that is later a vulcan in voyager
Picard vulcan nerve pinches a future tuvok
star trek tng 6x18 starship mine
Picard nerve-pinches him so hard he MAKES him turn into a Vulcan.
vaiyamagic:
Julian: W-what?
Garak: Does this holiday often involve assault of the eyes?
Julian: What? The sweater? No, I found it in some old holo-vids of the holiday. I had it replicated. Isn’t it great?
Garak: I was under the impression that this was a holiday of joy. Is there a ritual where one burns the offending garment?
*random customer walks into the shop* Hey! I like the tunic! Did you make it, Mr Garak?
Garak: *so offended, he’s speechless*
*Random customer asks for one. By the end of the day, half the non-humans on the station want one*
*Garak murders everyone on the station*
*When Starfleet or Bajor comes to investigate, he insists it was a mercy killing*
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I’m sorry! I couldn’t resist! (let’s be clear, though; I’m not sorry I drew it, only that I drew it this early. It’s not even Thanksgiving!) The sweater design I found (and altered just a little) by typing “Ugly Christmas Sweater” into Google. It’s, like, the fifth image that popped up.
supjello:
No Tuvok would not like to know why the chicken crossed the mobius strip. Tuvok would just like his happy space family to get back to work please and thank you.
torpedoesarts:
I was watching TNG when Picard said “fire at Will”, and this was all I could think of…
