carnadelions:

louis is dickmatized this louis is dickmatized that armand is dickmatized to the point that he gets called the embodiment of thirst by lestat. lestat. for half a millennium armand periodically gets into lestat’s face and is like you destroyed my cult you made me a laughing stock to my own henchmen you robbed me of my life’s purpose you found my maker and had him tell you all the secrets of our kind that he refused to tell me but you know what would fix me. your dick. and then lestat will say something like i literally just beat the shit out of you or i just survived attempted patricide and am a raving skeleton dressed in rags and armand just puts his fingers to lestat’s lips and is like shh shh it literally makes me want you more. and lestat realizes once again that this guy is batshit insane and reflexively thrusts out an arm and pushes him off a roof. and armand skulks around lestat’s resting place like a starved raccoon. and then a couple decades later lestat will stumble partially blind out of a new adventure and squint at armand like jesus fucking christ please don’t tell me you still love me and armand goes i’m ready to steal an eyeball for you king