whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:
edvardgrieg-official:
neurophonic:
weloveshortvideos:
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what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
doriangrayss:
monsieurfootlybits:
my favorite thing i’ve ever realized about harry potter is that the gryffindor and slytherin tables are supposed to be on opposite ends of the great hall???
and therefore every time draco is making a scene at a meal (HEY POTTER HAVE YOU SEEN THE DAILY PROPHET??? HEY POTTER I’M MAKING STUPID FACES AT YOU BECAUSE THE DAILY PROPHET SAYS YOU’RE MAD!!! HEY POTTER I’M PRETENDING TO FAINT AT THE SIGHT OF A DEMENTOR LIKE YOU DID!!!!) he is making an extraordinary effort to be noticed across the entire hall
or harry is making an extraordinary effort to notice him
or both
in my mind it always escalates into them standing on the tables and shouting at each other over the entire school
EXCUSE ME POTTER EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU NOTICED ME YET
NO MALFOY I HAVE NOT NOTICED YOU I NEVER NOTICE YOU GOD THERE’S MALFOY AT THE SLYTHERIN TABLE DOING A THING AGAIN GOD FUCK MALFOY HE’S ALWAYS DOING THINGS WHERE I CAN SEE HIM…THROUGH…CROWDS OF STUDENTS SEATED AT 4 TABLES…I DON’T NOTICE MALFOY…HE’S LOOKING REALLY ILL LATELY IS HE OKAY DO YOU THINK
#in the movies they moved the slytherin and gryffindor tables next to each other so they could pull this off #that’s how fucking ridiculous these two are
spockolesbian:
I really like the idea of Q accidentally calling Picard mon cheri instead of mon capitaine on accident once. And he panics and teleports away while Picard is freaking out like “He did mean to say mon capitaine, right? …Right!?”
And then after that he just starts calling PIcard french terms of endearment on purpose because it frustrates him. This leads to exchanges like this:
Q: You are being very difficult, mon petit chou-fleur.
PIcard: Please stop that.
Data: Query: Was that intended as an insult? He compared the captain to a cauliflower.
Picard: Please do not answer that, counselor.
punkrockspock:
this bitch is in love. he is IN love.
charlio44:
baeronism:
this quiz tells you what your homeric epithet would be and well, isn’t this the question that keeps us all up at night? feel free to reblog and put your epithet in the tags, mine is bright-eyed
I also got bright-eyed. It kinda fits though
for-the-first-time-inforever:
thegestianpoet:
the fact that Loki’s death scene in Thor 2 was originally intended to be real & retconned later and the end where he’s alive was filmed during pickups has me SO fucked up because now I can’t choose between which headcanon I prefer re: his behavior in Ragnarok. like listen, okay, either:
1. loki was planning on playing dead the whole time and so his very sad death scene & everything he said therein was a calculated move and he was practically writing the theatrical version of it (starring matt damon as himself) as he went along
OR
2. loki really thought he was dying and every melodramatic word of his death scene was 100% heartfelt and then after he realized he wasn’t dead he fucking… woke up peaced out to go take over asgard (lol?) and several months later he was sitting on the throne and could remember every word of what he said to thor on that day and was like “wow im so fucking poetic. that should be a play. starring matt damon as Me perhaps”
and I honestly could not tell you which is better
@scottishdreamergirl
