saawek:
Me *driving on the M25 and hating it cause traffic* : Dammit Crowley you bastard
They have an actual advert for Good Omens on the M25.
Amazing 😆

3 years ago with 19697 notesReblog / via

katy-133:

ttapegunn:
crowleyswobblyleg:
Crowley+Voices
“Wondering if you would help us with our INQUIRIES”

tagged as: Good Omens; Crowley; David Tennant; lmao;

3 years ago with 20382 notesReblog / via

azirphales:

aziraphale in 2019: i realised i was in love with you in 1941 when you saved my books and also my life from the nazis :)
crowley, who has been pining for longer than the existence of the wheel: i’m sorry you realised when

tagged as: Good Omens; lmao; this poor demon; Crowley; Aziraphale; ineffable husbands;

3 years ago with 4743 notesReblog / via

obaewankenope:

So we all know that it isn’t really Crowley in the trial scene with the holy water BUT does Hastur know that isn’t Crowley? The whole thing where Crowley melts Ligur with holy water and then threatens Hastur with the spray bottle but the trick falls flat when a drop lands on him and he doesn’t burn — after the trial, do you think Hastur is internally going through a monologue of “Holy shit, it really was holy water in that bottle and I ALMOST DIED HOLY SHIT” because he doesn’t know about Aziraphale and Crowley’s swap? Lmao

tagged as: lmao; Good Omens; Hastur;

3 years ago with 31463 notesReblog / via

spicybruha:

forineffablereasons:
aziraphale: wow can’t believe i’m going to get discorporated by the french revolution because i can’t miracle myself out of here…sure wish SOMEBODY would come and SAVE ME because i can’t do it BY MYSELF…sure wish SOMEBODY with MAGIC POWERS could come GET ME OUT OF THIS MESS
crowley: angel, what the fuck
aziraphale, miracling himself into a new outfit immediately: good you’re here let’s get crepes
OP you have opened my eyes to the light thank you so much

tagged as: Good Omens; lmao; not only that but he just. sends that dude to the guillotine in his place while he goes have his date with crowley; honestly.....; Aziraphale; Crowley; ineffable husbands;

4 years ago with 3261 notesReblog / via

wtfannibal:

wtfannibal:
the difference between hannibal and villanelle is that hannibal is playing hard to get, whereas villanelle is just like “eve. eve. eve. love me. love me eve. eve. eve.”
villanelle : eve. eve. eve. love me eve. eve. eve.
hannibal : wait we’re allowed to do that???

tagged as: Hannigram; Villaneve; lmao; tru; also this sort of behavior also translates in their murdering style; hannibal does make douche pig dude eat his own face but he also makes sure to drug him and put him back in his own farm and stuff; so he gets away with it; villanelle just. guts douche pig dude in front of an entire audience with no care in the world; dude is rude to hannibal?; he'll get his name/card/information and kills the dude much later when there's no longer anything to trace back to him; bathroom lady is rude to villanelle?; she'll try to strangle the fucker in the spot in a room full of witnesses; Killing Eve; Hannibal; hannibal nbc; Hannibal Lecter; Villanelle;

4 years ago with 365 notesReblog / via

quietnowherebesideyou:

“[…] racing scooters up and down the dusty mountains Carlos the mallorcan sex god, paralysed for hours, trapped in this oddly world, sloping trailer, plastikfrogs, green mirrors, dumbstruck by the horror in your face i lean you back and stroke your forehead and kiss you and not even an old ‘you still got it eddie’ can rouse your spirit.”

— Peter Doherty (Network 54 Forum, July 2002)