



#he’s so happy to be john’s best friend #he just can’t help it but state it and repeat it #every time he has a chance
I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all round obnoxious asshole that anyone could have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful and uncomprehending in the face of the happy, so if I didn’t understand that I was being asked to be best man it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. And certainly not the best friend of the bravest, kindest, wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.
John H. ‘Madonna’ Watson vs. Sherlock Holmes in a drunken game of ‘Who Am I.’
The Sign of Three