



the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning
#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)
msdanconia asked: SLYTHERIN orHUFFLPUFFOr perhaps in Slytherin. You’ll make your real friends, those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends.”(locket credit: chipmunkgiggle)
probablyyourhauntedhousekeeper:
Reformatted and reposted (with permission) from the incredible artist
Fall fashion (and a ballgown cause I fucking love ballgowns) for the 4 houses (with movie and book colorway for Ravenclaw yer welcome). Also played around a little bit more in the second look with styles that aren’t usually associated with that house.[x]
that awkward moment when you’re a ravenclaw but you adore the casual dresses for the other 3 houses….
I’m huffelpuff and Grifendor is my favorite everything.
I’m a Gryffindor but I love Ravenclaw’s casual dress and Hufflepuff’s leg warmers are super cute.
I’m Gryffindor, but I would SOOO Slither-into that dress, woop woop! Sexy dress!

Four Dark Houses: Slytherin→the usurper
“People should either be caressed or crushed. If you do them minor damage, they will get their revenge. If an injury has to be done to an enemy, it should be so severe that their vengeance need not be feared.”

I am conducting a scientific study on what houses people are in. Reblog this post if you are proud to be a Slytherin. (Ravenclaws reblog this, Gryffindors reblog this, and Hufflepuffs reblog this)
Slytherin will help you on your way to greatness.
Just taking attendance!
Gryffindor click here
Ravenclaw x
Hufflepuff x