suavebadass:

i think out of the set this one by far is my fave

“what the fuck am i supposed to do with this mess damn these humans and their illogical bullshit i s2g”

herochan:

A Spockwork Orange - by Jared Brown | Etsy

waldorph:

Anonymous asked: Kirk/Spock, semi-au where they’ve met before in previous lifetimes and it always, always, didn’t work out, but this current life is the one that counts.

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itreallyisthelittlethings:

kuuttamo:

Jim doesn’t believe in no-win-scenarios.

I believe this counts as Vulcan blowjob.

Got a wee bit inspiration from Both worlds by Ruby J W, where a game of chess makes such a nice foreplay.

#How to best a Vulcan at chess #by James T. Kirk #Step one: Distract your Vulcan#Stare longingly into his eyes #Gaze at his lips #Lick your own #Step two: Up the ante #Mention simple feelings #Friendship #Miracles #Tell him he almost makes you believe in them #Step three: Get physical #Find a way to touch his arm #his hand #his fingertips #Step four: Evaluate #If steps one through three have failed to have the desired effect #draw two of his fingers into your mouth #lightly graze with your teeth #and watch his controls fail #Congratulations. #You have now bested a Vulcan at chess. (tags via museattackattack)

spones:

“Because the needs of the one… outweigh the needs of the many.”

halfvulcanhalflove:

enterprisingyoungwoman:

uglyloki:

“You are my superior officer. You are also my friend.”

#the fact the first one is just ‘yours’ though lbr #means I just substitute ‘yours’ for ‘friend’ everywhere #’you know why I saved you right?’ ‘because I am yours’

#they realised it made it sound gay #but the truth is #it’s completely correct #space husbands

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

WHAT IS THIS A FUCKING DISNEY MOVIE YOU LITERALLY SWEPT HIM OFF HIS LITTLE CAPTAINY FEET YA LIL PRINCELY FUCKER