



Picard’s such a funny concept for a character. Like, they had to create a new captain for this Star Trek revival series, first one since the original, so they needed someone to rival the iconic Captain Kirk… so they came up with a socially awkward middle-aged guy who loves tea, hates children, and says everything like a Shakespearean actor giving a dramatic monologue
tng: welcome aboard the starship enterprise, a luxury cruise ship drifting among the stars. our crew contains notable elements of Diversity and our captain gets pegged by an omniscient being from another dimension. enjoy the soft jazz concerts, shakespeare performances, and infinitely powerful holodecks at your leisure
ds9: hop aboard Station On Fire Trash Can bitch. does our shit work? no. is this a safe place to live? fuck no. senior officers include Space Dad, Lesbian Terrorist, Trans Worm, Goo, Dr. Twink, and Perpetually Confused White Guy. if you want to get dragged into an elaborate crime syndicate, contract a deadly space disease, or get stabbed in a barfight, you’ve come to the right place. also, holosuites are for fucking. yeehaw

I’m just gonna….leave this here.
Y’ALL watch Star Trek: The Next Generation season 4 episode 21 ‘The Drumhead’ and be horrified. Trust me.
Human interpersonal relationships are more complex. Your experiences may not have adequately prepared you.
All space friends.
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Ridiculously adorable.
And bonus points for Kes and Seven, and Seven in a uniform.